There is a guy who tried to frame me for a crime and steal my girlfriend. I can't kick his ass because his dad is an attorney and will press charges. This guy is required to wear white silk shirts to work, so I REALLY want to go to his work, order a cheap class of house wine, and throw it all over him and ruin his shirt. Is that assault or any other crime? Anyone know any good wines or other substances to ruin a shirt with?

i think it would be better to hurt him emotionally. thats what i DO! works amazingly. making other people cry is the BEST!

It depends on what year it was!