Here I am, minding my own business with a nice bottle of chardonnay..?
And it turns out I have to go to work tomorrow - What can i do about this ?
scout - 'phone in dead' - LOL ! fantastic - might have to do that !
The Transporter - 'Chilean Sauvignon Blanc' sounds nice
No you aren't - Chardonnay is foul unless it's a proper one. They "oak" it with teabags full of oak chips. Go out, get a decent Chilean Sauvignon Blanc, get slaughtered, and then go in to work, throw up a few times and get sent home.
Best answer i could give if you really dont want to go (i have no sympathy for you cause bank hols mean nada to my work!) would be to get another bottle of chardonnay and get well oiled so at least you'll actually have a migrane tomorrow and not have to tell porky pies about why your not there!!!