serve Red and White or a Zinfandel? This is too much pressure, my feet are killing me, I've been cooking in my pumps all night. Do you have to do this every Thanksgiving too. And what's worse is that my family gets all drunk and start fighting. I don't want them to break my Expensive Crystal.

I thought Amish people didn't drink...hmm...so how does your whole family get drunk? Crazy...and we're going to hell? To bad for your poor expensive crystal that is just a possession that won't be able to go to "heaven" with you.